Welcome to the wonderful world of comedy. Without comedy where would this would be huh? Just think of everything around and not having anything ironic, or anything to laugh about. This page is a tribute to all that make our lives what they are, and make us happy. This page will consist of all things that are intended to make you laugh. No sounds are meant to offend anyone. Enjoy the sounds, and enjoy the rest of the GPOW network.
Comedy
911c.wav "The number you have reached, 9-1-1,
has been changed, to a none published number"
barney_v.wav Barney vs. Star Trek
fuddra_1.wav The rap master, Elmer Fudd!
swrht010.wav It's stupid, but think about it
swrht059.wav Ever wonder what those useless light switches do?
newyor_1.wav The new Chrysler New Yorker get's a new feature (minor language)
cleghorn1.wav A true southern politician
abrain.wav The eternal quest for many of you out there
spmix2m.wav A Southpark sound mix (warning level=pg-13:language) {NetShow Needed}
timallen.wav The great philosophy of Tim Allen
madcow.wav How to tell if a cow has Mad Cow Disiese
ohholynight.wav This is SWEET!!! Oh holy night done by Southpark
drat.wav Even a cartoon knows the truth about computers
destruct.wav And have a nice day!
fallen.wav The infamous lady that fell
peekaboo.wav PEEK-A-BOO
cfautod.wav The last thing you want to hear when going on a tour of a power plant
anykey.wav Ever wonder?
marv-kab.wav The words of a terrorist failure
modern.wav A sound for the older .wav luvers out there
grlz_fig.wav The thought of all guys
t12days.wav The redneck 12 days of Chirstmas
a_tip.wav Some encouraging words from Slappy the Squirel
algrdcnt.wav What to tell someone that really gets on your nerves
annoyou.wav What commercial breaks should say
assembly.wav What parents think of those little peices
beans.wav National bean month...week...whatever it is.
demented.wav This could be the theme to my computer!
Cuinhell.wav The common goodbye of a satanist bookstore
Dooo.wav Homer dun messed up again
dying.wav Just picture it
Man2.wav It's the Man song!! ( ladies you will love this one )
Cat.wav It's big, but well worth the wait.
Win95.wav Windows 95, The horror flick
micro.wav The true Microsoft slogan
Support.wav Ever call the tech support numbers?
Ail2.wav America Inline commercial
aol.wav A comercial to show how "easy" AOL really is
aolshot.wav Tired of those annoying busy signals? Here is one solution.
aoll.wav Another put down of AOL
aolcop.wav Sometimes you just feel like this when you use AOL
Imshutup.wav Tired of that annoying IM sound? Try this on for size.
budsplat.wav The lizards finally win!
Spoofs
independanceday.wav A cool spoof of the song "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
bimbo.wav A lot better version of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua (note: This is the clean version)
iraqaren.wav Sadaam does the macarena
saddam.wav Chumbawumba joins the Army
onegiantfart.wav Do you really remember the day we landed on the moon?
rednose.wav Yes folks. And remember to vote Republocrat!